EVER DREAM
THIS MAN?
The Official McStick Dream Sightings Bureau · Est. whenever you fell asleep
Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams. If this man appears in your dreams too, or if you have any information that can help us identify him, please press a button below.
People dreaming about him right now: 0004203
LATEST SIGHTINGS
| Time | Location | Dream | What he did |
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is he?
His name is McStick. He likes men. He likes women. Mostly, he likes standing at the edge of your dream holding a lukewarm Capri Sun.
Is he dangerous?
No. He has only ever been reported doing three things: nodding approvingly, slowly handing people a key to a door that does not exist, and asking if you've “tried turning it off and on again.”
Why is he in my dream?
You left the door unlocked.
How do I stop dreaming about him?
We are still waiting for someone to report back.
Is this domain name a joke?
Everything is a joke until you see him at the foot of your bed in 4K.
Can I see him while I'm awake?
You are looking at him right now. Which raises a question about whether you're awake.